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2008-03-07 - 9:39 a.m.
According to the hyper weatherman, we're supposedambly (my new word) gonna get an AVALANCHE of SIX or MORE (!!!) inches o' snow in the next few days. If there was ever a reason to stock up on Funyuns, spray cheese, firelogs and donuts, NOW is the time. Done. Done. Done. Done. Go me! I might lose my power, get my frozen face eaten off by two hungry dogs who can't open the pantry door with their paws....BUT BY GOD, Funyuns fucking ROCK. I want that on my tombstone, by the way. *Peeps out the window* Stuff is falling out of the sky! It's icy and shit! Run, hide, grab the GODDAMN FUNYUNS! Meet me under the couch pillow fort in 2 minutes. Don't forget the blankets and spray cheese. Listening to: "Mama" by My Chemical Romance. I want to marry this song. And I shall. IN HELL.
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