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2009-01-06 - 1:07 a.m.
Here's why you shouldn't write a page long "hey, let's catch up" email to an old high school hottie who seems like a mature, non-profit homeless-saving saint now. Because you forgot to check out his blog. Where you discover the kids in his profile picture aren't allowed to see him because he's abusive and moody and bipolar and schizo! He's trying to track them down with limited success. Gaaaaa...h. And to make matters more interesting, in some bizarre defense of why he ("Daddy!") didn't bring the presents to the door for Christmas in 08, he posts a scan of a handwritten letter from his own MOTHER from '07 saying PLEASE STAY AWAY IF YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR CHILDREN, GET HELP, MOVE ON and FIND A JOB. Oh my good lord. Fuck me. *hangs head*
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