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2011-04-11 - My Day Blew Chunks
2011-04-09 - Time Warp
2009-02-10 - Trouble
2009-02-05 - Regrets
2009-01-07 - Memory Lane, Part II: The Weirdness
2009-01-06 - Peep! Wee Update to Last Post
2009-01-05 - Memory Lane
2008-12-28 - Happily Ever Never?
2008-12-13 - Great Idea
2008-11-22 - Want Ketchup with that?
2008-11-13 - The Human Heart
2008-11-04 - Super Tuesday
2008-10-29 - Swoon
2008-10-16 - Still Learning
2008-10-03 - The Way I Feel
2008-09-19 - Baby Girl
2008-08-06 - Vote for me!
2008-07-16 - The One Where I Start Typing A Lot of Shit Near the End in ALL CAPS
2008-07-14 - Squeaking By
2008-07-07 - Sleep Eludes Me
2008-06-29 - Peep? Is this thing on?
2008-06-22 - Till We Meet Again...
2008-06-16 - Awesomeocity!
2008-03-12 - Hilarious
2008-03-11 - Dark Forces
2008-03-07 - EEEEPS!
2008-01-31 - Wee Update
2007-12-10 - BING!
2007-12-04 - Road Rage
2007-11-27 - The Early Bird Can Bite My Ass
2007-11-20 - Amazing
2007-11-10 - Squealing
2007-11-04 - Kryptonite
2007-10-24 - Unexpected Encounters
2007-10-12 - YEE-HAW!
2007-07-17 - Ohhhh, Hi There!
2007-06-13 - Promises, Promises
2007-05-16 - Coming Up For Air
2007-05-04 - Giddyup!
2007-05-02 - Warm Like a Pita Pocket
2007-04-23 - Time Flies
2007-04-16 - The Realism in the Virtual
2007-04-13 - You Only Live Twice
2007-04-10 - Addicted to Second Life? Who Me?
2007-04-08 - WHEE!
2007-04-07 - Too Much Information
2007-04-06 - Reality Bites
2007-04-03 - Tech Wreck
2007-04-02 - A Little Bit of Everything
2007-03-31 - 1.5 Life
2007-03-30 - Justice for Chevy, Part II
2007-03-29 - Home Alone
2007-03-24 - On the Road Again
2007-03-22 - Valley of the Shadow
2007-03-20 - Winding it Up and Letting it Go
2007-03-20 - The Small Chill
2007-03-19 - Justice for Chevy
2007-03-18 - This Much Determination in College Might've Been a Good Idea
2007-03-16 - Shaken, Not Stirred
2007-03-15 - It's Raining Men
2007-03-13 - I Hope the After Life Isn't This Complicated
2007-03-11 - Too Crabby To Knit
2007-03-10 - The Roller Coaster Story
2007-03-09 - Jeepers, Creepers...
2007-03-08 - Pictures!
2007-03-07 - Devil Baby Mode
2007-03-05 - Knit Wits on a Spree
2007-03-02 - Feeling Like a Toddler with a Ball of String
2007-03-02 - Various Tidbits
2007-03-01 - Good Morning, Sunshine
2007-02-28 - Into the Fire
2007-02-28 - Out of the Frying Pan...
2007-02-19 - Quick Update
2007-02-18 - Part Deux: The Sky Is Falling
2007-02-18 - Part One: The Sky Is Falling
2007-02-16 - Lazy Days
2007-02-15 - Unusual Things I'd Like to Do Someday
2007-02-13 - Being a Whore For the Media is Completely Underrated
2007-02-07 - Mom Says We Don't Need a Title
2007-02-02 - Snowbound to Hellbound
2007-01-31 - Miracles and Omens
2007-01-29 - Graceless Under Fire
2007-01-27 - Butter Up
2007-01-24 - The Wheels on the Device of Deception Go 'Round and 'Round
2007-01-17 - With Bliss Comes Great Hunger
2007-01-15 - Killin' Time
2007-01-12 - Same Shit, Different Day
2007-01-11 - You Had Me, You Lost Me
2007-01-09 - Perspective Shift
2007-01-07 - Nothing Like a Good P
2007-01-05 - The Trojan Whore
2007-01-04 - Of Pooh Bear and BLT's
2007-01-02 - I Am No Longer Under the Tippity-Tappity Dress Shoes of THE MAN!
2006-12-20 - While You're Up...
2006-12-18 - Let's Get the Show on the Road
2006-12-16 - Administrative Assistants Don't Have Business Cards
2006-12-12 - 333: I'm Only Half Evil
2006-12-10 - Tip of the Iceberg
2006-12-06 - While I Was Out
2006-12-04 - Sorting My Symbolic Paperclips
2006-12-02 - There is Nothing to Fear, Except Scientology
2006-11-30 - What's Grosser Than Gross?
2006-11-21 - Just What My Teeth Need
2006-11-17 - Satan on a Stick
2006-11-13 - Pandemic Preventative Measures: 1) Wash Your Fucking Hands 2) Don't Bump Fuzzies With K-Fed
2006-11-08 - Buddy Just Brought Me a Hairbrush -- Need I Say More?
2006-11-06 - How many times do YOU get to use the word "Stallion" at the office?
2006-11-04 - Mayo, Malls and Decking the Halls
2006-11-02 - Paging Irene Cara
2006-10-30 - Whippin' Up the Sassy
2006-10-28 - When You Can't Find Love at Olive Garden, Adopt a Toddler
2006-10-24 - Apparently, He Wasn't in the Mood for Chef Boyardee
2006-10-23 - Cozy Nite Nite
2006-10-19 - It's Only Thursday?
2006-10-17 - Bearing Crosses
2006-10-15 - TiVo Diva
2006-10-09 - Ooooof
2006-10-03 - Let's Hope They've Got Vintage Madonna on the Jukebox
2006-10-02 - I Didn't Dream of Jeanie
2006-09-29 - Island of the Swiss Cake Rolls
2006-09-26 - El Tightwad Strikes Again
2006-09-22 - Santa Baby, Fill My Stocking with Porn on DVD
2006-09-18 - Don't Forget to Call Me Sir
2006-09-13 - Universal Law #2: The Night You Receive Your Latest Netflix Movie, Something Worth Watching Will Be On TV
2006-09-11 - Universal Law #1: Be Specific
2006-09-07 - The Universe is Paging Me
2006-09-04 - Tonight the Crocodiles Sing
2006-08-20 - The Wrath
2006-08-17 - Seriously Nutty
2006-08-15 - Yo! Meme This!
2006-08-12 - Priceless
2006-08-10 - Even Nutty Knowledge is Power
2006-08-09 - Did I Forget to Mention Catherine the Great?
2006-08-06 - Do The Right Thing: The Saga of Darren and Joanne
2006-08-06 - Yippppeeee!
2006-08-04 - Dough = Balls
2006-08-03 - Emerging from the Quicksand
2006-07-26 - Distractions from Reality
2006-07-24 - The Quest to Dim This Little Light o' Mine
2006-07-18 - Odd, and I Do Mean ODD, Tidbits
2006-07-16 - A Whore Can Hope
2006-07-14 - My Crazy Loops Will Lead Somewhere
2006-07-12 - I'm So Whipped
2006-07-10 - My Version of Milk & Eggs
2006-07-06 - Come On Get Happy
2006-07-04 - Home of the Free Brave Drunken Motherfuckers! WHOO!
2006-07-01 - Happy Day
2006-06-29 - Stranger Things Have Happened
2006-06-26 - Cheaper and More Satisfying than V-8
2006-06-23 - All in All, We Blew More Chunks Than Truckers
2006-06-23 - Gloucester, MA June 17, 2006
2006-06-12 - Relatives are Everything
2006-06-04 - The Anti-Christ Might Have Some 'Splaining To Do
2006-06-02 - Quintessential Case of FUBAR
2006-05-31 - Before You Smack Me, Remember One Thing: I'm Not French
2006-05-27 - Happy! Fuck! NanaPhone!
2006-05-26 - Hot Stuff
2006-05-25 - Hi, Mr. Ice Cream Guy! What Can I Buy for 35 Cents?
2006-05-24 - Eventually, You Have to Address the Gray Cloud Over Your Head
2006-05-20 - Zoom Zoom
2006-05-16 - 8 PM
2006-05-14 - Bunny Teeth and Rainbow Shirts
2006-05-10 - SuperFreak
2006-05-09 - Yes, I Have Been Called Overly Imaginative Before. What's Your Point?
2006-05-07 - Soggy Saltine
2006-05-05 - "Mr. Edwards, it may come as a surprise, but even rich people can love."
2006-05-03 - Whew & Whoo!
2006-05-01 - You Know You're Having a Good Day...
2006-04-28 - You Know You're Having a Bad Day...
2006-04-25 - Tasting the Rainbow of Pain
2006-04-20 - Been There, Done That, Ad Nauseum
2006-04-18 - Up For Some Fun, Cowboy?
2006-04-16 - Kicking Ass & Coughing Glass
2006-04-14 - My Pasta Shell Needs Some Manicotti
2006-04-13 - The Queen of Loserdom
2006-04-11 - Conversational Tidbits
2006-04-10 - Whoo-Hoo!
2006-04-06 - One Sick Puppy
2006-04-05 - Heavenly Creatures
2006-04-03 - Absolut Nutball
2006-04-01 - Getting In Touch With My Masculine Side
2006-03-28 - Perhaps, Part II
2006-03-26 - Mah Shoes
2006-03-24 - Hook a Left at Hurt Drive, Cruise Down Deny Street, Take a Right on Pain Avenue to Fuck It Already Blvd
2006-03-22 - Perhaps
2006-03-20 - BINK THIS
2006-03-18 - SassyHo4U@BringitOn.Cum.Now
2006-03-18 - See What She Made Me Do?
2006-03-16 - I'm Gonna Need Some Cooling Off
2006-03-16 - Raiders of the Former 401(k)
2006-03-13 - Advice Wanted
2006-03-11 - The Wind Between His Ears
2006-03-09 - Universally Happy
2006-03-07 - The Day Yanni Overshadowed Madonna
2006-03-06 - Flat Broke
2006-03-05 - Taking My Keyboard Out for a Spin
2006-03-03 - Prey in Sight
2006-03-01 - WINNER!
2006-02-28 - Well, Crap
2006-02-27 - I Told You, Shhhhhhhsush!
2006-02-25 - Bonus Post!
2006-02-25 - Self-Acceptance Rocks
2006-02-23 - When All Else Fails, Copy & Paste As Much As Possible
2006-02-21 - The Universe is a Goofy Fucker
2006-02-19 - FUCK _E
2006-02-17 - Reach for the Stars! (Pre-Restraining Order)
2006-02-16 - Newsflash!
2006-02-14 - The Link Between Butter Cookies and Violence
2006-02-12 - Bok, bok!
2006-02-10 - You Never Know
2006-02-08 - *YAWN* Bring it on, motherfoo..foofen..fu...k...*snore*
2006-02-07 - The Universe vs. Lord Assface
2006-02-05 - Another Incentive Not to Break the Law
2006-02-03 - Worst Case Scenario
2006-02-01 - Have Water Bottle, Will Travel
2006-01-30 - True Grit
2006-01-26 - Break out the Dixie Cups and Flavored Malt Beverages!
2006-01-25 - Me, Them, Us
2006-01-24 - Kiss My Ass...Again! AGAIN!
2006-01-23 - I Wear My Sunglasses at Night
2006-01-21 - Doggie Style
2006-01-21 - Happiness is a Warm Bed
2006-01-19 - Poetry in Non-Motion
2006-01-17 - Don't Fear the Reaper (Now with More Cowbell!)
2006-01-15 - Celebeastiality
2006-01-14 - Bored out of my Schizophrenic Mind
2006-01-12 - I Heart Someone Else
2006-01-10 - Praise the Lo'!
2006-01-07 - Bloodletting
2006-01-06 - What Goes Up Must Come Down, Usually Against Big Pointy Jagged Rocks
2006-01-05 - The Joys of Booties and No Booty
2006-01-03 - Killing Time
2006-01-02 - All in a Day's Work
2006-01-01 - The Aftermath
2005-12-30 - The Lumberg Syndrome
2005-12-28 - Quieter, but Still Evil
2005-12-27 - Doh!
2005-12-26 - Carpe DiLobster
2005-12-25 - Grown-Up Christmas
2005-12-23 - Dream A Little Dream
2005-12-21 - Memoirs of an Office Whore
2005-12-14 - The Zone of Care is Shifting
2005-12-12 - All Over the Place (Try to Keep Up)
2005-12-07 - The Squeaky Wheel Brings Home the Bacon
2005-12-06 - OH MY FUCKING GOD!
2005-12-02 - Three Steps Back
2005-11-30 - Fly Me to the Moon
2005-11-28 - So Close, And Yet So Far
2005-11-27 - A Request
2005-11-26 - Clink-Clank
2005-11-24 - Thanksgiving, Halo Style
2005-11-22 - The Dark Side of the Turkey
2005-11-19 - Fresh Boo Boos
2005-11-16 - I Heart My Self-Sabotage
2005-11-15 - No. Hell No. Fuck No. NO MEANS NO.
2005-11-14 - Cross-Train On This, Motherfucker
2005-11-11 - Overheard
2005-11-09 - It Takes 3 Days to Get a Permit, Right?
2005-11-05 - Naps and Craps
2005-11-03 - Bonehead
2005-11-02 - The Devil's in the Details
2005-10-31 - The House of 1000 Corpses
2005-10-30 - The Root of All Evil
2005-10-28 - Shut the Fuck Up Already
2005-10-26 - Plain Old-Fashioned Jealousy
2005-10-25 - Beware of Smirking Co-Workers
2005-10-24 - Being Me
2005-10-23 - I Know What I Want!
2005-10-22 - My New Best Friend
2005-10-20 - Have a Drink on Me
2005-10-18 - Small Towns, Big Secrets
2005-10-15 - Chew on This
2005-10-13 - Go With the Flow of Cameron Crowe
2005-10-11 - Coming Around Again
2005-10-10 - Moments Like This
2005-10-09 - Small World
2005-10-07 - The Nazis Had Flair AND Ovens
2005-10-05 - The Dogs of War
2005-10-03 - I Sorta Remember Why I Moved Here
2005-10-01 - Good vs. Evil
2005-09-29 - Legends of the Fall
2005-09-27 - "Let the Fools Have Their Tar-Tar Sauce!"
2005-09-26 - Aim High: The Ass Force
2005-09-24 - There's a Reason I'm Still Single
2005-09-22 - The Scent of Lemons
2005-09-20 - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
2005-09-18 - Satiated
2005-09-16 - What's Mine is Yours
2005-09-15 - Payin' out the Ass vs. Pain in the Ass
2005-09-14 - "Do the hairdryer in the jeans thing again! Again! AGAIN!"
2005-09-13 - One Way or Another
2005-09-12 - Mercy Mercy Me
2005-09-11 - Two Entries in One Day! (Don't Soil Yourself)
2005-09-11 - I Beg Your Pardon, I Only Promised You An Herb Garden
2005-09-09 - Some Assistance, Please
2005-09-07 - There Are Folks Who Should Rebuild, And Then There Are Folks Who Shouldn't Build At All
2005-09-03 - Labor Day Weekend TV Marathons Really Melt My Churned Butter
2005-09-01 - Let's put the FUN back in Fundraising!
2005-08-31 - And I Thought Being Out of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls Was a Bitch
2005-08-30 - Memories of Naw'leans
2005-08-29 - Katrina and the Waves
2005-08-28 - Sad News
2005-08-26 - Unclean Thoughts
2005-08-24 - Introducing My New Flame, SPIKE ASSRAM
2005-08-23 - Leave the Gun, Take the Cannolis
2005-08-22 - OCD Goes Great with Alcoholism
2005-08-21 - The Softer Side of Halo Askew
2005-08-19 - Too Gone For Too Long
2005-08-17 - Pickles Abound
2005-08-15 - This Horse Has Some Mighty Big Chompers
2005-08-14 - How I Loathe Sunday Nights
2005-08-11 - The Squeaky Wheel
2005-08-07 - My Spirit Guide is Toonces
2005-08-05 - TSIF!
2005-08-02 - Pre-Emptive Strike
2005-08-01 - The Dark Side of the Halo
2005-07-31 - Toes in the Water
2005-07-26 - We Can't All Be Lance Armstrong
2005-07-24 - I Might As Well Move to Russia
2005-07-19 - Kroger, How I Hate Thee
2005-07-17 - Atypical Sunday Morning
2005-07-11 - And Sometimes...It's All About the Pasta
2005-07-07 - Overall, Not a Very Pleasant Day
2005-07-06 - Knowledge is Power
2005-07-03 - I'll Have the Grand Slam Breakfast with a Side of Sex Offender
2005-07-01 - Beware of the Zombie
2005-06-27 - To Sleep, Perchance to Dream/Hallucinate/Whatever
2005-06-25 - Halo Askew Alert
2005-06-23 - Happiness is Within My Reach
2005-06-20 - Proud to be an American
2005-06-18 - Did I Mention They Don't Pay Me Enough?
2005-06-14 - Tick Tick Tick
2005-06-13 - Penny Wise, Ass-Pounding Foolish
2005-06-12 - KO'd by Life
2005-06-11 - U.S. Customs: Intelligence Impaired, or Just Plain Fucking Stupid?
2005-06-09 - Older and No Wiser
2005-06-06 - Bitter? Who Me?
2005-06-04 - An Open Letter To My Father
2005-05-31 - Going Crackers: Why Self-Examination is So Overrated
2005-05-23 - Let's Make a Deal
2005-05-21 - Wondering
2005-05-16 - Don't Fuck With Me When I'm Hungry
2005-05-13 - Heaven, Hell, and Everything in Between
2005-05-09 - The Real Price of Freedom
2005-05-07 - Fuck This Shit
2005-05-05 - If I Had the Money To Throw a Derby Party...
2005-05-03 - They Really Don't Pay Me Enough
2005-05-01 - Dreams Do Come True* (*But not for me)
2005-04-29 - Work Sucks, Love Fades, But Idiots are Forever
2005-04-25 - On My Own
2005-04-23 - The Scat Man
2005-04-19 - Time is an Inherently Silly Concept
2005-04-17 - The Money or Your Life
2005-04-17 - Conversations at an Overcrowded Horse Track
2005-04-11 - An Open Letter to Whoever Stole My Mother's Purse While She Had Her Backed Turned Looking at Throw Rugs This Morning at Wal-Mart
2005-04-10 - Oh Yes, Things Can Get Worse
2005-04-06 - Convenient Amnesia
2005-04-03 - Inching Down One More Notch
2005-04-01 - There is a Level of Hell, Just For Me
2005-04-01 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
2005-03-30 - A Shitload of Lemons
2005-03-28 - Avon, Jesus, and The Waffle House
2005-03-26 - The FBI Will Love This One
2005-03-24 - Things You Don't Want to See When You Walk Into a Pizza Buffet on Your Lunch Hour
2005-03-22 - Goddamn, I AM a Hick
2005-03-20 - Pain
2005-03-16 - It's Always Something
2005-03-12 - Sometimes Forces Conspire WITH Me
2005-03-10 - Even Dreaming of Revenge is Sweet
2005-03-08 - Hard Labor
2005-03-04 - Someone Cut My Tongue Out Before I Bite it Off
2005-03-03 - Market to Market
2005-03-01 - Tales from the Trenches
2005-02-24 - Know Something? Neither Do I
2005-02-22 - Eyeball, Meet Fork
2005-02-20 - Unbelievable
2005-02-03 - I Need Some Heavy Meds
2005-01-31 - Crisis Mode
2005-01-26 - There Must Be a Better Way to Have a Good Nite
2005-01-22 - Why Do They Always Break Out the Scary Movies in January?
2005-01-16 - Two Steps Back, One Step Forward?
2005-01-14 - I DIDN'T MEAN REDNECK ARMAGEDDON! CHRIST!
2005-01-06 - Bring On Armageddon Already
2004-12-28 - Wanted: New Verbiage
2004-12-12 - Christmas Thoughts, Gay and Otherwise
2004-12-06 - Must Go Off...Otherwise Will Pop
2004-11-17 - Fuck Crabs. Got Meat?
2004-11-03 - Got Crabs?
2004-10-19 - The Great American Bank Fuckeroo
2004-10-11 - New Dogs, Old Tricks
2004-10-03 - Your Invitation Awaits
2004-10-01 - It Could Be Worse
2004-09-30 - PKH
2004-09-21 - Politics and Fluff
2004-09-13 - The Short and Curlies
2004-08-09 - Off the Deep End
2004-07-18 - Hold My Ying-Yang
2004-07-17 - The Stapler vs. The Finger
2004-07-14 - Did I Mention How Much I Love it Here?
2004-07-07 - Tales of Gettin' Some Tail
2004-05-21 - The Castle and The Couch
2004-05-12 - Do This! I Dare You!
2004-04-26 - I Have a Dream
2004-04-20 - The Tex-Mex Ghost
2004-04-12 - BOO!
2004-03-29 - I'm Still Alive. Barely.
2004-03-15 - And So the Downward Spiral Begins
2004-03-07 - A Question
2004-02-25 - What day is it?
2004-02-17 - Hiss!
2004-02-14 - A Squeak in the Night
2004-02-12 - Must-See Idiocy
2004-02-12 - JOB!
2004-02-03 - Cry Me a River, Timberfuck
2004-02-01 - Panthers, Patriots, Pickpockets & Prostitutes
2004-01-27 - A Suggestion
2004-01-13 - And the Lucky City Is...
2004-01-10 - Cocktails & 'Tards
2004-01-04 - I Am My Own Worst Enemy
2004-01-02 - My New Year's Resolutions
2003-12-30 - Well??
2003-12-18 - I Can't See Your Trap, But I Know it Ain't Shut!
2003-12-09 - Dumbshit, Table for One
2003-12-07 - An Unexpected Visit to West Virginia
2003-12-04 - Froo-Froos and Sour Pusses
2003-12-04 - I Hope You're Not Eating Right Now
2003-12-01 - A Question...
2003-12-01 - The Ghost of Relationships Past
2003-11-24 - Late Night Tidbits (Formerly Titled: But What About Tito?)
2003-11-19 - Not That I'm Bitter, But...
2003-11-17 - A Romantic Evening with Halo Askew
2003-11-16 - I'm Not Done Yet! (Captain's Log, Star Date: 157.89.547)
2003-11-16 - Caring for the Teefies: Now and Then
2003-11-13 - Ten Things You May Not Know (or want to know) about Halo Askew
2003-11-12 - A Tale of Wee Feet
2003-11-11 - Dumbshits from a Planet Called "Work"
2003-11-09 - Next Happy Place: 250 Miles
2003-10-29 - Lots o' Shit
2003-09-24 - Unhappy Camper
2003-09-15 - Lunch Crisis
2003-09-09 - My Boss Needs a New Job
2003-08-28 - Frackin' Schmackin'
2003-08-19 - Vacation Bound
2003-08-18 - Florence NightenWilkes
2003-08-15 - SLAMMY'S GONE!
2003-08-12 - I've Been Busy, Dammit
2003-08-01 - It's Friday! Cupcakes for everyone!
2003-07-31 - Enhanced Cuteness!
2003-07-30 - Are You Ready?
2003-07-29 - Dog Daze
2003-07-24 - Chili in the Summer
2003-07-23 - SWF Seeks 5 GFM (Gay Funny Men)
2003-07-22 - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
2003-07-21 - Whatcha think?
2003-07-18 - Screw it
2003-07-16 - Birthday Bash Update
2003-07-14 - A Thump in the Morning
2003-07-10 - Maybe I'll Start Taking the Stairs
2003-07-03 - Celebration!
2003-06-30 - Hurry Up and Wait
2003-06-26 - Pavlov's Dog Ain't Got Nothin' On Me
2003-06-20 - Calgon Can't Take Me Away Until I Clean the Tub
2003-06-16 - I Have No Will Power
2003-06-11 - Where all my Moolah Goes
2003-06-08 - Climbing up the Hill
2003-06-06 - Do bugs get dizzy?
2003-06-05 - Organizin' Fool
2003-06-03 - It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This
2003-06-02 - Take your Dolce & Gabbana and Shove it Where the Sun Don't Shine
2003-05-28 - General Tidbits
2003-05-27 - Izzy
2003-05-22 - Odd Encounter
2003-05-19 - Wasting My Lifetime
2003-05-17 - Robin Cook Need Not Fear
2003-05-15 - A Bunch of Random Thoughts
2003-05-15 - Feeling Better
2003-05-14 - I'm so Pissy, Oh so Pissy
2003-05-13 - AT&T Can Bite My Ass
2003-05-11 - The Early Bird Gets Squat
2003-05-07 - Time and Thoughts on Mom
2003-05-06 - Brain and Tummy on Empty
2003-05-05 - Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Clusterfuck
2003-05-02 - What Would Charles Ingalls Do?
2003-04-30 - Back Hurts...Must...Get Help...
2003-04-28 - The Icky and the Good
2003-04-28 - Some Advice for Dog Owners
2003-04-25 - OD'd on Popcorn
2003-04-23 - Single Hardened Baked Good
2003-04-22 - Update on Nub
2003-04-21 - How to Avoid Arrest When You're a Murder Suspect
2003-04-16 - Job Schlob
2003-04-15 - The Return of Halo Askew
2003-04-08 - It's Official
2003-04-03 - Beer. Smokes. Good.
2003-04-03 - Crazy, crazy, crazy
2003-04-01 - Loopy Late Night Thoughts and Tidbits
2003-03-31 - Home Sweet Hell
2003-03-31 - News & The Weekend
2003-03-28 - Yep, I'm in a Bitchy Mood Alright
2003-03-27 - Cheesy Movies Make Me Smile
2003-03-26 - Various Rants
2003-03-24 - Petty Minds Piss Me Off
2003-03-21 - To Hell With It
2003-03-20 - My 2 Cents
2003-03-18 - Sunday Afternoon Observation
2003-03-17 - Spring Has Sprung, My Man is Hung
2003-03-14 - Exercise, Sleep and Rumors
2003-03-13 - Things I Remember From Childhood That Don't Exist Anymore
2003-03-13 - No voice. No CD. Shit.
2003-03-12 - My Life is Being Held Hostage by Amazon.com, c/o the USPS
2003-03-11 - The Kitty is Down from the Tree. Repeat: The Kitty is Down from the Tree
2003-03-10 - Here Kitty, Kitty
2003-03-07 - Unpacking 'n' Whining
2003-02-28 - BLAH!
2003-02-27 - Money Well Spent
2003-02-26 - The Trouble with Turtles
2003-02-25 - 2 Treats in 1!
2003-02-24 - Sex, Gumby, and Weird Dreams
2003-02-22 - Ack!
2003-02-21 - On the Lighter Side
2003-02-20 - Life Thoughts
2003-02-20 - Sudden Realization
2003-02-18 - My List of Things To Do In the Near Future
2003-02-18 - Getting My Duckies in a Row, So I Can Shoot Them
2003-02-18 - I Suck at Betting
2003-02-15 - My Boyfriend's Back
2003-02-12 - Coon Dog Blues
2003-02-10 - Payback Time
2003-02-09 - Don't Fuck with Bob Vila
2003-02-08 - Brilliance Runs in the Family
2003-02-07 - Mixin' it up
2003-02-07 - An Evening of Wit and Booze
2003-02-06 - Modeling Compound will get me through the day
2003-02-05 - Meeting with Slammy update
2003-02-05 - News from the Workfront
2003-02-05 - Caution: Hot Liquid
2003-02-04 - You go, boy!
2003-02-04 - Encounters with Pickles
2003-02-04 - Overheard
2003-02-03 - See a Penny, Pick it up...
2003-02-02 - Moving On
2003-02-02 - Tragedy Strikes Again
2003-01-31 - Random Thoughts about Elves and Work
2003-01-30 - Instant Karma's Gonna Get You
2003-01-29 - Weird, Cool and Interesting Tidbits about Me, Part II
2003-01-29 - Weird, Cool and Interesting Tidbits about Me
2003-01-29 - Pickles, Packing and Pesky Birds
2003-01-28 - Childhood Memories
2003-01-28 - Multiple org...moving quotes
2003-01-28 - Tolerate thy creepy neighbor
2003-01-27 - Horsin' around
2003-01-27 - Careers in Obscurity
2003-01-26 - Musings
2003-01-26 - Annoyed? Who me?
2003-01-25 - The Truth about Cats and Dogs
2003-01-24 - Packing 'n' Whining
2003-01-23 - About me (I'm fabulous!)
2003-01-23 - You Deserve a Break Today